Showing posts with label dreams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dreams. Show all posts

Sunday, March 14, 2010

I Had a Dream

Last night, I had a dream that I was working the security detail for President George W. Bush. He was at a reception of sorts, meeting and greeting guests. My job appeared to consist primarily of putting antibacterial hand sanitizer on the President's hands before he shook hands with anyone. I'm not sure why I was giving him the hand sanitizer before rather than after.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

I Had a Dream

I had a dream Friday night. In it, I had lots of hair, even a little more than you see in this photo. I remember thinking, "Why did I start shaving my head? This isn't that bad of a comb over. I should have grown my hair back out long ago."

Thursday, February 25, 2010

I Had a Dream

I had a dream last night that our family had one of the TLC network reality shows--like "Little People, Big World" or "19 and Counting"--but I only got to see part of the intro to our premier episode on TV because I was at work at the factory I owned and we don't have TiVo.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

I Had a Dream


I had a dream last night. I came across Jimmy Carter's daughter Amy as she was campaigning for a US Senate seat. How I knew she was Amy Carter, since she's all grown up now, I don't know. After she finished filming her TV commercial, we walked across the grassy park in the rain holding hands.

Where do these dreams come from? Incomprehensible.

Monday, January 25, 2010

I Had a Dream

I just had a dream that I was at a big NACAC business meeting where my friend, Sheldon Nord, NACAC's new president, was doing a Q&A about the new member-to-member portal. I was waiting for him to get hammered over a question that I knew Steve McGrath was going to ask about the portal but I was standing near the back of the room because I was a little embarrassed to be wearing a sleeveless Disney World t-shirt, so I kept my arms crossed over my chest so that maybe it would look like I had biceps. In the next scene of this dream, I was driving down the road and I saw the people from Church Art Works cleaning up after their big company garage sale. I saw Nelson Zarfas on the hillside there, so I got out of my Scion and lifted it off the street and onto the grass before walking over to say hi to him. When I got there, I was confused because there were three guys who looked like Nelson but none of them recognized me, then I realized they were just all high school students who just happened to look like Nelson did back in 1976. Dave Adamson and Mike Bartlett, wearing a full beard, came out carrying an old couch, which they set next to another one on the lawn. They then proceeded to set the couches, which hadn't sold in the garage sale, on fire to dispose of them. This really got all the volunteer firefighters in the station on the next block worked up. As the sky filled with smoke, I went to get into my car, which was now a 1930s vintage grey convertable Mercedes Benz someone was loaning me. I was going to drive back to my apartment here on campus, which evidently is located somewhere in Southern Oregon in this dream, but I was concerned about where I would park it since I don't have a garage.

I love dreams.

I'm going back to bed and hoping to have some more.