Jeannette wanted to see a photo of her new son . . .
This is Kevin. He's new at LCU this term. He is very bad news. Okay, not really. We've been hanging out together a fair amount. He's eating me out of house and home. Seriously, I'm glad he's at LCU . . . he brings good things to campus.
The first time we met, Kevin was joking around, asking why white people always give each other nicknames like Champ or Sport. So now I try to call him "Sport" whenever possible. He tells me that "Palmer" is the whitest name possible. I tell him that "Kevin" is even whiter.