Thursday, April 08, 2010

Tiger Woods Conspiracy Theory

Here's my Augusta National Conspiracy Theory: At his press conference, Billy Payne ripped Tiger Woods in order to make Tiger a sympathetic figure so more people would root for him. How much did Nike pay Payne to do this?

(Oh, and by the way: New Nike commercial . . . simply horrendous, but it did get every sports talk show in America to say the word "Nike" at least ten times today.)

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